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Monday, October 31, 2005
Halloween weekend was good. I attended five functions, all within a five hour period (thank you time change!). I wore the same costume as last year, but I added to it, so it was like it was brand new.

I've never had braces. All my teeth are natural. There might be some crooked teeth in my mouth, as well. I don't like my smile that much, so I rarely open it up for pictures. However, a certain someone has suggested I become a natural teeth model. This interests me a great deal. I like the idea of people looking at my teeth and becoming aroused. Wait. Did I just cross the line?

It reminds me of the time I had a date and the girl told me that her brother photographs male feet for a Web site. It was for people who get off on looking at guys' feet. She wanted to know if I wanted to be a model. She could hook me up. I said no, and I never did find out how much I'd get paid. Maybe I should have done it. I have nice looking feet. And perfect kneecaps. Yes, if there's a kneecap porn site, I'm going to be its next model.

Shout out: Visit Candy and Nuts' blog. Ask her about pool tables.
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